Funny Stuff

Haleigh:  Mom, my nose hurts down here.

Mom:  Stop scratching it!  It looks like you're picking your nose!  It's all red.  You don't want to look like Rudolph, do you?

Haleigh:  RUDOLPH PICKS HIS NOSE???

Mom:  No... I'm just saying stop scratching it.

Haleigh:  (with air quotes) "Awkward!"


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Miles shouts from the playroom while watching Bugs Bunny: "Mah--um!  When people die, it's SO rude."

Mom from the other room:  "UhHuh."

(I know...not my best mother/son teachable moment.)

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