Carter makes me laugh...

One day I took Carter to the doctor to have his underarms checked for a skin condition left from a sickness when he was a baby.  The doctor looked at them and told us to take allergy medicine to help the rash. The whole process took one minute.  On the way home, Carter asked for a treat for being brave and going to the doctor.  I told him all he did was lift his arms above his head!  He agreed and showed his armpits one at a time... "That's right!  This one's milkshake and this one's fries!"
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Haleigh on the way to our first day of church:
"I hope my new teacher is nice and doesn't have only one eye."

Carter:
"That would make her an alien."

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Michelle:
"Carter can you reach over to baby Wyatt and wipe that little booger out of his nose.  You have smaller fingers."

Carter:
"Sorry Mom.  I'm off duty."